Apartment

Funkin' Fabulous! (4 bedroom condo)

6 Guests

4 Bedrooms

5 Beds

3 Bathrooms

6 Guests

4 Bedrooms

5 Beds

3 Bathrooms

Bluewater Realty Miami welcomes you to The Grand, our waterfront oasis located in the heart of Downtown Miami on the lovely Biscayne Bay. Our 4 bedroom Funkin' Fabulous!, has all you will need for a complete retreat! Want incredible downtown Miami skyline and Biscayne Bay views?? You got it! Located just 3 miles from South Miami Beach!

Our 4 bedroom, 3 full bathroom Funkin' Fabulous!, has a max occupancy of 6 adults + 2 children (15 years of age or younger) - Occupancy is set by building so make sure to stay within the max occupancy for your stay. Our 4 bedrooms have the most occupancy available at The Grand.

Funkin' Fabulous! is located on the 15th floor and is over 1800 sq ft. Facing South with direct views of downtown Miami skyline (WOW!) and to the East with water views of Biscayne Bay.

Eclectic, Artsy, Modern, Over The Top, Funkin Fabulous! This 4 bedroom is all the photos show and more. Its beyond Miami cool and a definite guest favorite. So much so guests have re-booked their next stay while staying and most extend their stays as long as possible. Dates are rarely open due to the high demand of this condo and can you even question why? Did you look at the photos!!!

When entering the coolest condo EVER! you will find the all white open concept kitchen, it almost disappears being surrounded by the all white floors. This kitchen is fully equipped with everything you'd need to channel your inner chef abilities and with Publix grocery store only a 1/2 block away, cooking on vacation isn't so painful! you may actually want to make dinner in for the night. Pull up one of the vintage leopard bar stools or gather around the dining table for 6. Each room flows into the next so effortlessly, the floor plan in Funkin' Fabulous was well thought out. There is a washer/dryer located in the kitchen so going home with dirty laundry is just not an option.

If you have made it into the living room without bee-lining to the balcony, you will find the mid-century Kardiel couch and black vintage accent chair to gather with everyone and catch up on the day. There is a Roku streaming 65' Tv with Netflix, Sling, and tons of free movies and tv shows you thought you left at home.

This living room, well actually the entire condo feels like you stepped into a magazine on design or even a movie! How could every detail be so thought out? That’s what we do. Each piece is hand picked to create the perfect vacation condo of your dreams.

The living room leads out onto the balcony. This is the perfect spot for photo ops for sure!. If you thought nothing could be more jaw-dropping during the day then wait for at night. Your direct view of downtown Miami skyline and all the lights is a place you may find yourself spending most of your time. To the East is great water views of Biscayne Bay and Miami Beach. You can even check out the pool on the 10th floor from your balcony, as we are sure that will be your next place to head after settling in. The pool is open from 7am to 10pm. Make sure to check out the 4 jacuzzis at the end of the pool deck! The views from there of the city are beyond amazing.

The master bedrooms suite (largest one) is the entire length of the condo. The Grand is famous for its oversized bedrooms, and you will see for yourself its as spacious as you could ever need. This is one of our favorite designed master bedrooms. With a king bed perfectly positioned to gaze out at the views from your sliding glass doors that lead you right out to the balcony. There is a 55" Roku streaming tv loaded up with Netflix, Sling and tons of free tv shows and movies. This special master bedroom has a desk across from the built in closets to catch up on any work (though we hope that isn't the case).
The master bathroom can't have anymore Miami spa like vibes then this. With a stand alone bathtub you have always wanted at home, to a spacious walk in shower for 2 (wink). This bathroom will be one you may find yourself spending time in longer than usual and that's ok!

On the other side of the condo is the 2nd master bedroom. Though it's smaller than the first it isn't any less special, the moment you walk in you notice not only the beyond cool art but the whole feel of this bedroom is spot on perfect. With the king bed with direct skyline views, the 55" Roku streaming tv, to the private bathroom and balcony access.
The full bathroom attach to this bedroom has a walk in shower.

The 3rd bedroom is located around the corner from the front entry. As its an interior bedroom that means there's no windows but for guests who want to sleep till dawn, then this is the ideal room. It has 2 twin beds and a huge Roku streaming tv with all the shows and movies you could ever need.

Next to the 3rd bedroom is the 3rd full bathroom with a walk in shower.

The 4th interior bedroom is what we call Jr. size bedroom. Yes its the smallest and interior (no windows) but has a queen bed, Rokus streaming tv, and dresser to stash away your things. What more could you really need?

Funkin' Fabulous!
simply got its name from when we finished designing this condo and so carefully chose each piece that went in, Funkin' Fabulous! just seemed fitting to say the least. This will become your go to condo when coming back to Miami and will leave a lasting impression on how you chose the coolest condo there ever was.

THE GRAND:

You have full private access to our Funkin' Fabulous! located on the 15th floor facing South.

You have full access to The Grand pool and jacuzzis on the 10th floor open 7am to 10pm, The Grand Gym & Health Club with dry sauna on RG level open 6am to 9pm, and lobby.

LOCATION:

The Grand is centrally located in downtown Miami on Biscayne Bay in Edgewater and is incredibly close to so many amazing areas that should be on everyone's to-do lists.

We are an easy 8 minute drive (3 miles) over the scenic causeway to
South Beach, don’t forget to check out the cruises along the causeway at The Port of Miami on the right and on the left is Star Island where well ... all the stars live!! South Beach is the closest beach to The Grand.
Lincoln Road mall is a walkable 10 block stretch of great shopping and dining in the heart of South Beach and of course the famous Art Decor historic Ocean Drive across from the beautiful beaches.
South Beach is full of nightlife with so many clubs and bars there are just too many to name.

The Grand is a quick 5 min drive to Wynwood. The coolest and trendiest neighborhood with amazing murals on all the buildings, tons of great bars and restaurants. Also unique shopping and galleries galore, Wynwood is a true Miami experience you must see to believe.

Brickell City Center in Brickell is only 2 miles South of The Grand. Its packed with blocks of outdoor shopping, restaurants and bars

1 1/2 miles North of The Grand is Midtown area. Lined with great stores, boutiques, Target, the new Trader Joe's grocery store, and hidden gems of great cafes and restaurants. Midtown is just a few blocks from Wynwood!

2 miles North of The Grand is The exclusive Design District with upscale stores, galleries and 5 star restaurants. Window shopping in this area is an experience to say the least!

Downtown Miami has become known for its nightlife. Just a few blocks from The Grand is handfuls of nightclubs - to dance the night away!

GETTING AROUND/PARKING:

Uber all the way! Everything is so close that it makes Ubering around safe and easy. The Trolley, and our very personal favorite the Miami Metromover which is free and is right on our block!

If you plan to have a car there is a daily valet fee of $34 for one car (in/out as much as needed). Please note that the valet parking garage height is only 6'6" similar to a large SUV. Trucks/vans can not fit and would need to street park by meter only.

10 nights or longer stay please inquire
Enterprise rental car company is also located in The Grand retail lobby.

CANCELLATION POLICY:

- 50% refund if cancelled 14 days prior to arrival and no refund if cancelled within 14 days of arrival.

-Guests are responsible for purchasing trip insurance.

-By booking this condo you are agreeing to this rental agreement

BUILDING RULES:

We know it's so NOT fun to read a bunch of rules when planning your vacation! However, our building DOES have rules, and YES, we ALL need to follow them. Again, we know, so NOT fun! Please read through them, and yes, we will need you to confirm with us after booking that you agree to them.

- VISITORS OF REGISTERED GUESTS WILL NOT BE PERMITTED UP TO RESIDENTIAL CONDOS FOR BOOKINGS LESS THAN 30 NIGHT BOOKINGS.
Simply, you can't bring anyone up to the condo during your stay. Only the actual registered guests within your booking are permitted. The Grand has a No Visitors policy and this can not be amended. So, if you plan to have extra visitors over during your stay, .. our building may not be a good fit for you, and it's best to know this in advance. On a positive note, The Grand is very safe and secure, and that's a GOOD thing!

- THE MAX OCCUPANCY FOR THIS PROPERTY IS:
6 ADULTS plus 2 children (15 years of age or younger)
- we can not amend that occupancy number, .. not before arrival or during your stay. It will break our hearts to disappoint you, so please do not ask! Anyone 16 years of age and older is considered an adult by our building. If you arrive with more than 6 adults, it simply is not a building rule we, or the front desk, can amend.

-Yes, Guests that have booked a month or longer are permitted to have visitors. Visitors must be kept at a minimum at all times. Overnight visitors are not permitted for any length of booking.

- Miami is a lively city that never sleeps, so go out and enjoy the loud music and partying! But do not bring it home with you, because loud music and parties are just not tolerated in our building! Any type of altercation with building security or staff will result in immediate eviction from mgmt. If this occurs, there will be no refund of any kind. The reason is, The Grand residential tower is occupied not only by guests such as yourselves, but mainly residents who reside here and want a peaceful environment.

- We know you value your belongings, so don't leave them behind! We are not liable for any personal belongings left inside the property after check out. We are happy to mail back any belongings found (at your expense), but we are not liable for them. Our maids and team members will be grateful not to be hunting down forgotten items left by you in our 85+ condos ; )

- No third party bookings unless agreed to by Bluewater Realty Miami LLC. Just let us know prior to booking if you're booking on behalf of others.

- Though we do not personally judge smokers, there is no smoking of any kind permitted in our property. There is just no nice way to state this .. so here is the reality, if smoking is detected, you will face eviction and forfeit deposit. Smoking is only permitted if it's legal! and on the balcony with all doors tightly closed.

- Bluewater Realty Miami LLC will not be held liable for any building amenities being closed during your stay. This is totally out of our control, we will not give refunds for this situation, should it arise during your stay.

- Absolutely no pets are permitted. We are unable to amend this rule. We absolutely love animals! However, we must follow the building rules on nightly/monthly rentals.

- Must be 21+ to book with us, so please check your ID prior to booking to make sure your 21 or older, not after booking! This alleviates a ton of time cancelling a booking on both ends.

- All guests will receive a hand-scan at check in for access around building. (Through security front desk, access to elevators, in from pool, and in/out of gym). This hand scan will be deleted from system at 11am on check out day.


AFTER BOOKING: (nightly stays)


1. Please attach a photo of a driver's license or passport for each adult, including yours for building registration. This is mandatory for us to register everyone properly and please don't cross anything off on ID or you'll need to resend.
-Please make sure to do this as SOON as possible after booking so we can proceed with registering everyone. Don't disappear after booking, or we will be forced to spam you with a ton of messages. We manage 85+ condos here at The Grand, so being prompt submitting all your ID's will really help us in helping you to have a great stay.

2. Valet is the only option here at The Grand.
Valet voucher fees:
$34 daily valet fee. 10 nights or longer stays please inquire.
-Please let us know if you have a car and need the voucher and we will email you an invoice to pay any time prior to arrival day.

3. Also, we will need your email so that we may send you the welcome packet with check in instructions. It's good to know in advance what to do when you arrive (not the day of) so don't forget your email!

These 3 simple requests are all we ask, the sooner we receive this the sooner you can start planning all the fun things to do while your in Miami!

AFTER BOOKING: (MONTHLY STAYS)

28+ day stays (Monthly bookings only)

- $50 per adult background check/approval Mgmt fee (invoice sent to pay online after booking)
- 24/48 hours business day approval process
- Emails for each adult
- Drivers license for US citizens, Passport for international guests
- Each adult will receive via Docusign the building addendum and background check form to fill out which will require a social security number for US citizens.
- No prior arrests
-$320 Monthly Parking Fee

Please make sure you took a long .. long .. long .. moment to look over these. They are important and will affect your stay if you "didn't read them". These are located not only here but also on the house rules section and reiterated after booking so you can't say we didn't try

- You never have to feel alone! The Bluewater Realty Miami team is here for YOU! We are a real estate company and manage 85+ properties in The Grand and we are on site should you need us for anything at all!

Thank you,

Rachel, Mia, and The Bluewater Realty Team

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Home highlights

Parking

Wireless Broadband Internet

Pictures

Living/Dining room, Roku streaming TV, balcony access

Fully equipped kitchen with washer/dryer

Spacious master bedroom suite, king bed, desk, private bathroom, Roku streaming tv, balcony access

2nd master bedroom suite, king bed, Roku tv, balcony access, private bathroom

3rd interior bedroom, 2 twin beds, Roku TV

4th interior jr. size small bedroom, queen bed, Roku streaming tv

Amenities

Policies

Credit cards accepted, Accessible 24/7, Children welcome, Elevator in building, Pets not allowed and Smoking not allowed

Location features

Downtown, Near ocean and Waterfront

Parking & facilities

Shared Playground, Shared Tennis court and Parking optional for one time fee

Entertainment

Shared Fitness-Room and TV (Satellite)

Pool & spa facilities

Shared Dry sauna, Outdoor Jacuzzi and Heated Outdoor swimming pool (Shared)

Kitchen & dining

Blender, Child's high chair, Coffee machine, Cooking utensils, Dishwasher, Kitchen stove, Microwave, Oven, Refrigerator, Toaster and Vacuum cleaner

Internet & office

Wireless Broadband Internet

Heating & cooling

Air conditioning and Central heating

Bathroom & laundry

Clothes dryer, Bathroom & Laundry, Iron & Board, Washing machine, Hair dryer, Essentials, Shower, Towel-set, Bathtub, Washbasin and Bed linen

Home Safety

Doorman, Safe and Smoke Detector

House Rules

Credit cards accepted

Children welcome

Pets not allowed

Smoking not allowed

Check in: 04:00 PM

Check out: 11:00 AM

Location

The Grand Doubletree, 1717 North Bayshore Drive , Miami, United States

Coming from the North
Take I-95 south
Merge onto I-395 and take Biscayne Blvd exit.
Head north on Biscayne Blvd to NE 15th St make right
Make next left on North Bayshore Dr.
The Grand is located on the right before Margaret Pace Park and
immediately after The Marriott.

Coming from the South

Take I-95 North Merge onto I-395 and take Biscayne Blvd exit.
Head north on Biscayne Blvd to NE 15th St make right
Make next left on North Bayshore Dr.
The Grand is located on the right before Margaret Pace Park and
immediately after The Marriott.

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Airport

0 Mi

Bus

1 Mi

Motorway

1 Mi

Train

Coming from the North
Take I-95 south
Merge onto I-395 and take Biscayne Blvd exit.
Head north on Biscayne Blvd to NE 15th St make right
Make next left on North Bayshore Dr.
The Grand is located on the right before Margaret Pace Park and
immediately after The Marriott.

Coming from the South

Take I-95 North Merge onto I-395 and take Biscayne Blvd exit.
Head north on Biscayne Blvd to NE 15th St make right
Make next left on North Bayshore Dr.
The Grand is located on the right before Margaret Pace Park and
immediately after The Marriott.

7 Mi

Airport

0 Mi

Bus

1 Mi

Motorway

1 Mi

Train

Rates

Policy and notes

Availability

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Bluewater Realty Miami LLC

Bluewater Realty Miami is here to assist with all your luxury vacation needs. 

We are vacation rental specialists, interior design enthusiasts,

VRBO Premier Partners and Airbnb Super Hosts

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Email: hello@bluewaterrealty.miami